Mommy has called you into her bedroom to have a talk with you...yet again. "So obviously, you know why I called you in here, right? I am SO sick and tired of finding these DISGUSTING porn magazines underneath your bed." She tells you that she has confiscated it, asking you how many more times she has to find them before you understand. "No more! I don't want these in my house. And, as I was flipping through it, look what I came across." She flips to a page, with her gloved hands, covered and